song lyrics by sydney

over the years i have had some pretty good lyric mix-ups. here are a few of my best.

mrs robinson

simon and garfunkel : "god bless you please, mrs. robinson"

sydney : "god bless the cheese, mrs. robinson"

don't think twice it's all right

bob dylan : "i once loved a woman a child i'm told"

sydney : "i once loved a woman a child of a toad"

hot & cold

katy perry : "stuck on a roller coaster"

sydney : "staccato roller coaster"

honeybee

blake shelton : "i'll be your shot of whiskey"

sydney : "i'll be your shot of risqué"

king wenceslas

traditional carol : "good king wenceslas looked out, on the feast of stephen,
when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;
brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,
when a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel." 

sydney : "good king weceslas went came to town, riding on a pony.

stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni"

(can anyone tell me why that happens? how do i always mix up king wenceslas and yankee doodle? it happens to my aunt carrie, too.)