#whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom : the explanation

for those of you who follow my instagram feed, you may be wondering,

"what the heck is #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom?!"

it's kind of funny, actually. it's a collection of things that i have found this summer in the bathroom that i share with my brother.

and yes, i found all these things in the bathroom.

not a joke, dear readers.

[all captions are the original captions i used on instagram.]

"in today's episode of 'what can sydney find in the bathroom,' she successfully found sea salt rice chips, a cup, and a chocolate wrapper. #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"'what can sydney find in the bathroom : part ii' a plate on the toilet #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"something questionable in the shower #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"a dumbbell #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"some sort of powdered drink and the remains of a super old almond croissant #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"haribo happy cola gummies and creatine monohydrate dietary supplement #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"potato wedges and chicken #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

 it was at this point in time that michelle commented and said,

"really? come on. it's like the only eating he does is in the bathroom. he should have a little salt & pepper stashed somewhere."

that made me laugh.

now we continue.

"nectarine in the janky sink #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"oatmeal? #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

"gatorade, odwalla, ice cream, and a fruit cup #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom"

then i went away to utah for a weekend. for kara's wedding, you see. and when i came back, i decided i needed to take a shower. i walked into the bathroom to find the below photo on the toilet seat, candle lit and all. 

my brother is a comedic genius.

"THE BEST #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom EVER EVER EVER"

and that's the story of #whatcansydneyfindinthebathroom. because i know you all were curious.

[oh and don't worry, the glass is filled with strawberry jaritos, just in case you were wondering.]